Authority Figures

The Schoolmistress. The Teacher. The Cop. These societal authority figures are represented here as toys that can help you channel your inner authority by way of a cane, a "ruler" and a night-stick. All are made with shafts formed from a type carbon-fiber reinforced nylon most often used in drones (PA612-CF15, if you're a materials nerd like us) and handles engineered from polycarbonate (think riot-shields, safety goggles, and cockpit windows). The canes are thick and extremely stiff. The rulers are pure sting. And the nightsticks have a flat side for sting, and a rounded side for brutal thud. All are practically unbreakable. (And like all of our toys, guaranteed for the lifetime of Evil-Engineering.)