{"product_id":"the-cop","title":"The Cop","description":"\u003cp\u003eA brutally thick rod of PA612-CF15 carbon-fiber nylon — the kind of mass that turns a wrist-flick into a deep, room-filling thud. Fitted to an engineering-polycarbonate handle shaped for control under load. Deep thud on one side, surprising slap and sting on the other. The Cop is a heavier instrument than it looks. Wield with respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/materials-guide#ultimate\"\u003eUltimate tier\u003c\/a\u003e — PA612-CF15 carbon-fiber nylon throughout. Made to order. Ships in 10–15 business days.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Evil Engineering","offers":[{"title":"Ultimate Black","offer_id":42527944278101,"sku":"AUTH-CP-BLK","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dire Red","offer_id":42527944310869,"sku":"AUTH-CP-DRR","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Frost Giant","offer_id":42527944343637,"sku":"AUTH-CP-FRG","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mithril","offer_id":42527944376405,"sku":"AUTH-CP-MTH","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sapphire","offer_id":42527944409173,"sku":"AUTH-CP-SAP","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Citrine","offer_id":42527944441941,"sku":"AUTH-CP-CIT","price":135.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0630\/7944\/8661\/files\/CopAssortment.jpg?v=1779920785","url":"https:\/\/evil-engineering.com\/products\/the-cop","provider":"Evil Engineering","version":"1.0","type":"link"}